No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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