he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
