Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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