I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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