I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you would pick up someone in the library
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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