I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
