During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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