the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
My feet surprised me
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