Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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