am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I have fence marks all over my body
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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