I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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