Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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