I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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