brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
