I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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