I seem to have left my pride at pride
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I love you. Go after that dick
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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