Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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