As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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