doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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