Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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