I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
