I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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