so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
P.S. I can't hear my feet
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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