Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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