this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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