You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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