A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
