So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
two words...techno handjob
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
What a dumb baby whore.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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