Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I just found puke in my bra..
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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