And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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