Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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