why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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