He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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