David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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