i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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