ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Randomize
