Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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