David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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