what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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