what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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