If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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