I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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