i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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