im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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