I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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