even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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