Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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