fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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