do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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