is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
