plz talk dirty to me
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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