Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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