i wish there were pregnant emoticons
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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