Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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