Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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