don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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